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Old man biker
lurker
Registered: April 2008
Posts: 28
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The Dog Watches SHREK!!!!!!!!!!
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Teach
mtbr member
Registered: March 2005
Posts: 37
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Wed April 30, 2008 8:00pm
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I know it sounds funny but iIt took me a while to learn to ride but with dedication and a custom made handlebar I was able to ride my mountain bike despite having a third hand protruding from my armpit.
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dodge
mtbr member
Registered: August 2007
Posts: 74
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Wed April 16, 2008 6:31am
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erm no mate
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Watch out for that TREE!!!!!
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josiahdood
mtbr member
Registered: July 2005
Posts: 27
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Wed March 19, 2008 6:24pm
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"Silly people" thought the dog.
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congarong
mtbr member
Registered: January 2008
Posts: 126
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Ed was pleased to find out he was a hermaphrodite
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"I knew all the rules, but the rules did not know me."
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clinter8675309
mtbr member
Registered: February 2008
Posts: 11
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Fri February 22, 2008 5:45pm
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"PPPPPPHHHHHRRRRUUUUPP. Yeah I can do it with the other side too."
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Steve4
mtbr member
Registered: July 2007
Posts: 4
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Tue January 22, 2008 1:33pm
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Mr. Hankie enters the world of mountain biking via armpit. Hiiiiiiiidie ho!
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Oso Negro
mtbr member
Registered: November 2006
Posts: 121
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Fri January 18, 2008 5:25pm
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Yeah, it's always better with bacon.
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"When you ride hard on a mountain bike, sometimes you fall. Otherwise you're not riding hard.
-- So, most of the time when you're riding hard and not falling (since you only fall sometimes), you aren't actually riding hard." W.
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max.veregge11
mtbr member
Registered: January 2008
Posts: 64
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Fri January 11, 2008 7:26pm
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thats why men dont shave their armpits
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Dragoneyes
Ancient Winged Rider
Registered: August 2007
Posts: 285
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Mon September 24, 2007 10:18pm
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I love to hug myself.
I just shaved my underarms...
Listen I can make a farting noise....
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kenn72
mtbr member
Registered: June 2007
Posts: 56
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Fri September 21, 2007 10:01am
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Mountain bikers finally take after college footballers and start branding themselves as a sign of team membership.
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Kenn Bendajo
EWR 22 4 HE L
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cactuscorn
ice cream has no bones
Registered: February 2004
Posts: 10115
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Sat September 8, 2007 11:23am
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i needed somethin new and special to go with my outdated and overused "fabulous testical islands" tat.
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"The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just
make the best of everything they have"
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harrypark
lurker
Registered: December 2006
Posts: 1
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Fri September 7, 2007 12:56pm
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I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh
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korearider
lurker
Registered: September 2007
Posts: 11
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Thu September 6, 2007 1:50am
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"as soon as i noticed that the front brake doesn't work, i leaned my arm toward the front rotor... After that...the speed of my bike was getting slower....so i finally stopped my bike...save my life...but i've got burn sign around my arm."
one of his collegues said "hey, it's impossible. you can not even bend your upper body to tie your shoe string....because of your fat around your waist.............LOL....LOL
sorry...i am not good at speaking english....lol
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korearider
lurker
Registered: September 2007
Posts: 11
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Tue September 4, 2007 9:14pm
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hey, don't take picture below my waist. i didn't put on my pants.
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mudlover71
mtbr member
Registered: May 2006
Posts: 260
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Tue September 4, 2007 8:55pm
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SLOW DOWN NOAH !!!!!
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nOOby
elks be gettin' busy!
Registered: July 2007
Posts: 1627
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Tue September 4, 2007 10:36am
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as the the scent of freshly burned flesh waff'd over, the dog could only think of porkchops.
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ettore
mtbr member
Registered: November 2004
Posts: 28
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Tue September 4, 2007 9:47am
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Sometimes, when I'm really nervous, I stick my hands in my armpits, and I smell them.
[Sniffs]
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calma
calma
Registered: October 2006
Posts: 92
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Tue September 4, 2007 9:42am
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I new I should have used Speed Stick! Not the redneck stick.
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IHCrusader87
mtbr member
Registered: September 2007
Posts: 24
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Mon September 3, 2007 6:37pm
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Mountain Biking Gives Me That Warm Tingly Feeling . . . Oh Yeah, that was from the wipeout.
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Jiffycake
newbie
Registered: September 2005
Posts: 300
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Sun September 2, 2007 4:56pm
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theres an f'ing fire in my pit!!
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get to the choppa!!!
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spacemonkey
mtbr member
Registered: October 2004
Posts: 40
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Sun September 2, 2007 7:54am
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Bob had ***** tits.
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dalton8
2007 kona stuff
Registered: August 2007
Posts: 133
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Sun September 2, 2007 12:24am
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they said not to put my fingers on the rotor...
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try or die
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dalton8
2007 kona stuff
Registered: August 2007
Posts: 133
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Sun September 2, 2007 12:04am
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arent i cool!
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try or die
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Albee
mtbr member
Registered: July 2004
Posts: 461
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Sat September 1, 2007 12:57am
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"That f*cking hurt!"
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slowly butt Shirley...
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markcjr
mtbr member
Registered: July 2004
Posts: 15
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Fri August 31, 2007 3:33pm
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Stop staring at my boobies!!
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cazloco
Buy now and save later
Registered: April 2005
Posts: 542
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Thu August 30, 2007 4:08pm
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Does this look infected to you? "pffft-pffft-pffft" AHAHAHAHAHA!
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I am a mountain biker therefore I am late.
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KD4MGE
mtbr member
Registered: June 2007
Posts: 26
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Thu August 30, 2007 7:28am
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"Hehe, hehe......farting noises are cool!"
Off camera - "Shut up, Beavis!"
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mudlover71
mtbr member
Registered: May 2006
Posts: 260
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Wed August 29, 2007 9:18pm
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Me Noah!!
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jmowatt
mtbr member
Registered: January 2004
Posts: 1
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Wed August 29, 2007 2:53pm
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That noise DID NOT come from my arm pit ,,,the dog is starting to dig the hole now
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amadocps
mtbr member
Registered: August 2007
Posts: 1
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Wed August 29, 2007 2:41pm
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that new rotor design doesn't help them cool down much quicker!
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MaxSteel
DOD Member
Registered: June 2006
Posts: 327
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Wed August 29, 2007 12:42pm
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The next time I hear, "on yer left", maybe I'll yield sooner
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MaxSteel
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endo daze
Ummm...
Registered: February 2006
Posts: 32
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Wed August 29, 2007 9:42am
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Ummm Tony, that's not exactly what I had in mind when I suggested you "make a pit-stop" before we leave...
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"everything in moderation -- including moderation"
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mmuller
mtbr member
Registered: February 2005
Posts: 118
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Wed August 29, 2007 8:18am
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Hey, sorry about my dog biting you like that. Guess he didn't like your "Geeky dude with the blue star hat and ice cream man outfit" comment either.
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