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Roswell52
mtbr remember
Registered: March 2008
Posts: 63
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I am sooo embarrassed. You forgot to take off the reflectors and everybody is laughing at me! Oh, and about the condom in my front spokes....
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Hardtails give you bigger B-lymphocytes
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Teach
mtbr member
Registered: March 2005
Posts: 37
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Wed April 30, 2008 7:49pm
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Hello, is this the customer hotline? Well let me tell you a thing or two...my ass hurts from this top tube riding me raw, my legs are too darn short to reach the pedals and I haven't lost a damn pound in over two weeks. Hello...what the heck language are you speaking??? Ching chang chong wong dong wu? What the!!!
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dodge
mtbr member
Registered: August 2007
Posts: 74
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Wed April 16, 2008 6:28am
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I m soo cool, forgetting the MAP
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Watch out for that TREE!!!!!
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ebrown247
mtbr member
Registered: July 2007
Posts: 9
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Hey there's a bag of weed stuck in my front wheel. Yeah, I can't beleive it all this and a sack of grass too!
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jimziky
mtbr member
Registered: April 2008
Posts: 17
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how many bikes can i make into one?
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Roswell52
mtbr remember
Registered: March 2008
Posts: 63
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im not riding another foot till you put my eggbeaters back on...
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Hardtails give you bigger B-lymphocytes
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cannesdo
mtbr member
Registered: February 2007
Posts: 199
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Thu March 27, 2008 1:26am
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Tell her it's Justine...and tell her that her natural cure for depression isn't working. Now I'm depressed AND nauseated....And I still want to kill myself.
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"Go away... I'm alright." -- Last words of H. G. Wells
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josiahdood
mtbr member
Registered: July 2005
Posts: 27
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Wed March 19, 2008 6:21pm
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I want to vomit.
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fmdj
mtbr member
Registered: November 2007
Posts: 47
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Mon March 17, 2008 10:33pm
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"George, next time I ask for a recumbent bike, just shell out the dough for one. Don't say 'I can build one of those for less' (cheapskate!)"
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Cycling is like church. Many attend, but few understand. -Jim Burlant
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Lipps64
mtbr member
Registered: September 2007
Posts: 251
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Mon March 17, 2008 12:44am
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"Mum, I'm in the middle of this Desert and even nomadic camel riders come over and tell me my bike looks like sh*t!"
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Lend me £20.00 and I'll buy you a drink!
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congarong
mtbr member
Registered: January 2008
Posts: 126
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mary was still trying to iron out some problems with her new teleporter.
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"I knew all the rules, but the rules did not know me."
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clinter8675309
mtbr member
Registered: February 2008
Posts: 11
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Fri February 22, 2008 5:44pm
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"No! You reroute the shipment through Bogota. Yeah yeah, I know the border guys there. Just make sure your passport is a clean one. Yeah. Look, this stuff if pure, like 100%... Ok look I don't have time for this. Yeah, I have to go, the Uranium is running low in my Future Bike. Ok, toodles."
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-G-
dirt camper
Registered: November 2005
Posts: 48
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Wed February 13, 2008 6:45pm
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"Hello, yes, Broken Spokes Bikes? ... This is Ellen. I was in your shop about an hour ago. ... Oh, you remember me? Oh great. Well, listen, I'm just not sure you sold me the latest and greatest gear. ... No, no, I don't think you did. These denim-look spandex shorts are giving me the wedgy of the century, and I just can't turn this front wheel drive bike without having to dab."
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yallways
lurker
Registered: January 2008
Posts: 24
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Thu January 31, 2008 12:16am
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Yes Mom... I got my birthday gift via UPS just today. I just have one question. Did you let Dad put it together again?
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whitesandwich
whitesandwich
Registered: January 2008
Posts: 6
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Sat January 19, 2008 8:21pm
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Billy Mayes? The bike you sold me from that infomercial sucks!
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chaps55555
lurker
Registered: May 2007
Posts: 5
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Tue January 15, 2008 6:37pm
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Yeh man it can fit 2 kilos in the frame and it's a Canon dale so it doesn't need a green card dude! We're going to get rich, haha haha haha heehe Dude.
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max.veregge11
mtbr member
Registered: January 2008
Posts: 64
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Fri January 11, 2008 7:21pm
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recliner on wheels -- La-Z-Bike
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KD4MGE
mtbr member
Registered: June 2007
Posts: 26
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Mon December 31, 2007 11:14pm
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We were somewhere outside of Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.....
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redbarchetta
mtbr member
Registered: December 2007
Posts: 17
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Thu December 6, 2007 12:51pm
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 yes I want 3 pizzas,extra cheese, 2 cheesteaks hold the mayo, and a mullet special/.
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bingemtbr
CEO Product Failure
Registered: March 2004
Posts: 367
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Wed October 31, 2007 11:18am
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Up yours!
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stayalert
mtbr member
Registered: October 2007
Posts: 4
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Fri October 19, 2007 8:26am
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1) So smooth you can pick your nose
2) I'm so not self conscious I can ride this bike AND pick my nose
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BayouBQ
A newbie with a clue...
Registered: April 2007
Posts: 94
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Mon October 15, 2007 12:56pm
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No matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to ride a wheelie.
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TobyNobody
President, CEO of Earth
Registered: March 2004
Posts: 973
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Sat October 13, 2007 10:02am
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"Contest Within a Contest: Name five (5) ways this is the lamest thing you have ever seen."
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"Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy" - Josh Billings
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Mellow Yellow
Keep The Rubber Side Down
Registered: September 2003
Posts: 1324
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Tue October 9, 2007 10:27am
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"yes, I'm telling you, I'm winning the Tour De France next year on this bad boy for sure! Yeah, it's the kick stand that helps with the aerodynamics!"
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August By The Sound www.augustbythesound.com
I Sell Money ---> springerlending.com
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Schwinn_Frontier
mtbr member
Registered: September 2007
Posts: 132
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Tue October 2, 2007 8:51pm
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I found this really nice bike at wally world and found a kid that worked there and told him this was the one I wanted but I don't think they assembled it right. Can you come get me so we can take it back and see if they will correct it.
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Kalgrm
Girt by sea.
Registered: September 2005
Posts: 446
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Fri September 28, 2007 2:17am
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http://cruzbike.com/
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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?
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My photography web site: www.scenebyhird.com
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Fast Eddy
Medium?
Registered: December 2003
Posts: 4469
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Thu September 27, 2007 11:11am
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Dave In Florida
mtbr member
Registered: April 2007
Posts: 114
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Thu September 27, 2007 9:32am
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Hello Patent police?
Yes, someone is trying to steal my awesome bike design by taking a photo of it, can you send someone over? I'm very worried I'll lose the billion dollar contract I'm working on
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07 Iron Horse Warrior 1.3
07 Redline Monocog Flight 29er (The Snot Rocket)
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Heylerds
mtbr member
Registered: May 2004
Posts: 37
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Wed September 26, 2007 5:59pm
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"Hello George, where are the secret service you promised?"
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2003 GT Avalanche 1.0 Disc
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babu9000
mtbr member
Registered: January 2007
Posts: 9
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Tue September 25, 2007 8:46pm
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"I can't believe Herb let Homer do a bike too..."
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truss83
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Registered: June 2007
Posts: 11
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Tue September 25, 2007 3:12pm
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You know there was actually suppose to be spare parts this time.
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tgorle
mtbr member
Registered: July 2007
Posts: 135
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Mon September 24, 2007 11:54pm
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"Sure, it rides great in a straight line... I just have no way to turn around without being clipped in for a one-legged maneuver while counterbalancing like a Flying Wallenda..."
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Heir Apparent
Apparently Music
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gsellis
mtbr member
Registered: October 2006
Posts: 238
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Mon September 24, 2007 9:53am
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"When you were welding this, where did you find that flux powder?"
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http://www.georgeandlorrie.com
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