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Old man biker
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Registered: April 2008
Posts: 28
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As I begged the rear wheel to penetrate me...
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Teach
mtbr member
Registered: March 2005
Posts: 37
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Wed April 30, 2008 7:38pm
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Please god can you help me get this tire out of my ass?
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Ganjam7
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Registered: April 2008
Posts: 12
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Tue April 29, 2008 10:20am
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Maybe, this tire will help my itch
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ez13
mtbr member
Registered: September 2006
Posts: 8
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Thu April 17, 2008 6:01pm
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Ha Ha real funny guys, super glue on the floor..........guys?...............guys?
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dodge
mtbr member
Registered: August 2007
Posts: 74
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Wed April 16, 2008 6:26am
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dude your worshiping the wrong God... its on the other side TURN AROUND
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Watch out for that TREE!!!!!
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jimziky
mtbr member
Registered: April 2008
Posts: 17
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i don't remember eating that
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Roswell52
mtbr remember
Registered: March 2008
Posts: 63
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we're not worthy.....
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Hardtails give you bigger B-lymphocytes
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ridebiker85
lurker
Registered: March 2008
Posts: 6
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Thu March 6, 2008 12:09pm
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When Ahmed Overend discovered the Mountain Bike Mecca, he knew he'd finally found his niche . . .
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congarong
mtbr member
Registered: January 2008
Posts: 126
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the secret to being invisible is to find your secret invisible pose
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"I knew all the rules, but the rules did not know me."
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morbly
mtbr member
Registered: January 2008
Posts: 20
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jsk40oz
mtbr member
Registered: August 2007
Posts: 3
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Fri February 29, 2008 1:59pm
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in soviet russia bike forks you. (family guy reference)
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Gotkenpo
mtbr member
Registered: February 2008
Posts: 60
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Wed February 27, 2008 11:12am
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I hope the doc can remove it in time for my next ride!!!!
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clinter8675309
mtbr member
Registered: February 2008
Posts: 11
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Fri February 22, 2008 5:39pm
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Great Allah! Please grant me the stamina to ride this next dune!
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calikid22
Go Big or Go Home
Registered: February 2008
Posts: 79
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Fri February 22, 2008 7:57am
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Took it to the glutes hard last night, mm mm stretch time!
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spec-rider88
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Registered: February 2008
Posts: 6
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Tue February 19, 2008 6:34pm
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All I need now is a fixed gear. After that, I will be TOTALLY pure.
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yallways
lurker
Registered: January 2008
Posts: 24
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Thu January 31, 2008 12:10am
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Okay... Now it's my turn to be the ramp. See if you can jump my bike!
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SUPASTAR2
mtbr member
Registered: May 2007
Posts: 126
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Thu January 24, 2008 3:37pm
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Too many uphills.....must make it to water!
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Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.
--Arthur Ashe
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Oso Negro
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Registered: November 2006
Posts: 121
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Fri January 18, 2008 5:15pm
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I had my suspicions this MTB thing was a cult.
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"When you ride hard on a mountain bike, sometimes you fall. Otherwise you're not riding hard.
-- So, most of the time when you're riding hard and not falling (since you only fall sometimes), you aren't actually riding hard." W.
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Nor'Easter
adult onset ADHD
Registered: April 2004
Posts: 111
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Bravo Shot
mtbr member
Registered: August 2007
Posts: 48
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Mon November 26, 2007 1:25pm
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Hey, you were right. My shorts do really smell bad!
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Bravo Shot
Speed Saves
www.myspace.com/bravoshot
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babu9000
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Registered: January 2007
Posts: 9
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Fri October 26, 2007 12:15am
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So to really get to that tricky lower back area...get as uncomfortable as possible, make sure you get knees and palms nice and filthy..and oh yeah and do it by a public restroom
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geremia
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Registered: October 2007
Posts: 39
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Thu October 25, 2007 1:57pm
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a few more stretched and ill never have to leave the house
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RandyBoy
mtbr member
Registered: September 2007
Posts: 594
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Mon October 22, 2007 4:57pm
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Remind me to install the seat first on a Speedball, before I go on my next ride.
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papkec
mtbr member
Registered: January 2004
Posts: 47
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Mon October 22, 2007 12:51pm
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My wife didn't beleive me when I told her they were real skid marks in my underware until she saw the knobby pattern
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Dragoneyes
Ancient Winged Rider
Registered: August 2007
Posts: 285
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Sun October 21, 2007 8:43pm
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Marvin plays leap frog with his bike and a drinking fountain.
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KonaWhirled
It's Stinky Dee-Lux!!!
Registered: July 2006
Posts: 106
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Sat October 20, 2007 3:08pm
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"What do you mean, I'm doing it wrong?"
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KonaWhirled
It's Stinky Dee-Lux!!!
Registered: July 2006
Posts: 106
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Sat October 20, 2007 3:07pm
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"I can haz buttsecks?"
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emeterio
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Registered: July 2007
Posts: 72
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Fri October 19, 2007 10:05am
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BG bike parking by Specialized.
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No dudes, no temas, no te arrepientas.
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mtbdave3
mtb Dave
Registered: August 2004
Posts: 28
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Fri October 19, 2007 9:01am
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I bow down before the water God, please give me a camelpak before my next 20 mile ride
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Mtb Dave
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wavz
mtbr member
Registered: May 2007
Posts: 25
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Thu October 18, 2007 11:55pm
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OMG!!!!!!! It's Broken???????????
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08nwsula
clyde in training
Registered: October 2005
Posts: 1370
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Thu October 18, 2007 6:23pm
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Downward facing dog meets "did I just fart?"
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aluma
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Registered: October 2007
Posts: 32
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Thu October 18, 2007 6:20am
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After 3 days in the desert, chad dies inches from salvation.
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wako29
mtbr member
Registered: April 2007
Posts: 297
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Thu October 18, 2007 6:01am
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Oh crap, I just drank Mexican water. Oh well, better bend over and kiss my ass goodbye...
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'05 p.2
tryin to have fun on a college budget, and doin a pretty good job of it
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cazloco
Buy now and save later
Registered: April 2005
Posts: 542
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Wed October 17, 2007 9:50pm
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OOOF! Oh I hate when that happens.
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I am a mountain biker therefore I am late.
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spacemonkey
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Registered: October 2004
Posts: 40
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Sun October 14, 2007 7:52am
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