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blackfire
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Registered: October 2007
Posts: 64
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If your bike does not look like the following at trailhead. Then your not a true diehard biker.
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Alaskan Dirt Pig
mtbr member
Registered: June 2008
Posts: 2
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Ring, Ring, "Hello!" "I'm sorry man, we cant go riding today. My car wont start!"
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jet9n8
mtbr member
Registered: April 2008
Posts: 95
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OK...Joe has gone just a little overboard with his nickname the "Iceman".
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What's left is just not right. What is right is to your left..
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utrekster
mtbr member
Registered: May 2008
Posts: 22
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Diagnosis: separation anxiety
Treatment: year-round companionship
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Old man biker
lurker
Registered: April 2008
Posts: 28
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The Rider fell off an hour ago!!!
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DKuehn
mtbr member
Registered: April 2008
Posts: 23
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Looks like my wife has been riding my bike again.
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bluemirage188
mtbr member
Registered: April 2008
Posts: 6
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Saddle up boys this is prime cyclocross weather. Now where did i put my 700x23 nokian?
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105millimetersofpleasure
Professional Dabber
Registered: October 2004
Posts: 889
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"When the directions say 'Apply Pedro's Ice Wax liberally,' what exactly do they mean?"
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I lost 5mm in just 40 minutes! Ask me how!
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Teach
mtbr member
Registered: March 2005
Posts: 37
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Tue April 22, 2008 8:53pm
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Professor professor, this was found near the Wully Mamm oth!
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CRIPES A MIGHTY
"SECOND TO NONE"
Registered: April 2008
Posts: 5
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Mon April 21, 2008 8:12am
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Since purchasing a new dirt bike, Bob old road bike began giving him a frosty reception.
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dodge
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Registered: August 2007
Posts: 74
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Wed April 16, 2008 6:23am
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What cooler then being cool, ICE COLD!
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Watch out for that TREE!!!!!
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dodge
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Registered: August 2007
Posts: 74
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Wed April 16, 2008 6:22am
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I left it there to long haven't I
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Watch out for that TREE!!!!!
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topoguide
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Registered: March 2008
Posts: 3
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Tue April 15, 2008 11:20pm
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Hmmmm... what temperature did that guy at the bike store say the chain lube was good for?
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PrinceOfFools
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Registered: October 2006
Posts: 56
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Tue April 15, 2008 11:38am
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Nice bisicle
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MinskyBA
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Registered: June 2006
Posts: 90
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Mon April 14, 2008 10:47am
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Super-cooled magnets work better, so I got this idea....
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All your base are belong to ME.
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jimziky
mtbr member
Registered: April 2008
Posts: 17
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at least my front wheel is warm
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howertings
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Registered: March 2008
Posts: 1
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Thu March 27, 2008 11:32am
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Freeze Frame
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Jon Prothero
mtbr member
Registered: November 2006
Posts: 18
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Wed March 26, 2008 7:56pm
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The angry giant cleared his left nostril over the machine in disgust for he dispised the fact it had no wheel for him to ride
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brodieryder
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Registered: March 2008
Posts: 2
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Tue March 25, 2008 8:31pm
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When hell freezes over, I will ride there too...
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RonSonic
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Registered: January 2005
Posts: 445
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Sat March 22, 2008 7:05pm
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An ya wanna know another thing that scalds my chowder, the way both roadies and baggy shorts make fun of me for riding cyclocross.
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kosayno
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Registered: September 2006
Posts: 205
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Thu March 20, 2008 4:56pm
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Cyclo-cross? Oh, dude, I thought you said bring the cyclo-frost.
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bike4miles
mtbr member
Registered: November 2004
Posts: 193
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Thu March 20, 2008 10:34am
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If you can't accept the end of cross season, you should really consider a singlespeed...
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--Miles Graydon
7 Year bike Mechanic 5 year MTB, Road, and Cross racer
Jamis Eclipse (18 Lb. road bike Dura Ace)
Jamis Nova (21.8Lb. Cross bike Ultegra)
Devinci Mt. bike (21.5 Lb. hard tail, King, Sram 9.0)
Dirt Uni (Off road Unicycle, XT cranks, Nokian Gozzaloddi 3.0 tire)
My Bike Page
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josiahdood
mtbr member
Registered: July 2005
Posts: 27
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Wed March 19, 2008 6:16pm
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Let's see your Dura-Ace perform now!
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Lipps64
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Registered: September 2007
Posts: 257
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Sun March 16, 2008 10:50am
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Cycling with a head-cold is never a great idea; especially if one neglected to take a handkerchief 
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Lend me £20.00 and I'll buy you a drink!
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Lipps64
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Registered: September 2007
Posts: 257
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Sun March 16, 2008 10:47am
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Yes, and the rider had to have his gonads released from the seat with a blowtorch! 
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Lend me £20.00 and I'll buy you a drink!
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frdfandc
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Registered: September 2007
Posts: 238
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Tue March 11, 2008 9:23pm
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All I need now is some scotch...........bike is equipped with the rocks.
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I know that the voices aren't real, but they have some really good ideas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Random Drivel
locked
Registered: October 2006
Posts: 4035
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You think that's bad . . . you should see my shorts.
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Don't get me started or you will get a time out!
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skaryfast
skaryfast
Registered: March 2008
Posts: 4
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Fri March 7, 2008 12:28pm
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Just ridden by my ex-wife.
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ProfGumby
mtbr member
Registered: February 2008
Posts: 139
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Mountain Biking in Michigan's Upper Peninsula, in July!
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No, really! I meant to bounce off that tree, flip over the rock and face plant in the creek...
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boogar73
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Registered: April 2006
Posts: 10
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Mon March 3, 2008 10:45am
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No I meant to get it nice and chilled. i did it on account of my taint being all swolt up after ridin yastahday.
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boogar73
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Registered: April 2006
Posts: 10
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Mon March 3, 2008 10:43am
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SNOTCYCLE! er I mean SNOTSICLE!
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congarong
mtbr member
Registered: January 2008
Posts: 168
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morbly
mtbr member
Registered: January 2008
Posts: 20
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A stuck down bike is a bike that is stuck down at the end of it's travel...
The Iceman Cometh!
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Werehatrack
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Registered: March 2008
Posts: 5
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Greetings from the Hades leg of today's 'cross race, where the leader is aboard a Jamis roadie...
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