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millsaps
lurker
Registered: April 2008 Posts: 3
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i remeber being a kid eating mud but eating on your bike i never thought of that one
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Old man biker
lurker
Registered: April 2008 Posts: 28
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My Wife paid $300 for the same mud bath!!
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mtnbikertx
mtbr member
Registered: May 2008 Posts: 5
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He had flown far enough and decided to land first thing..........
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jdcannondale
jdcannondale
Registered: April 2008 Posts: 8
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Wed April 30, 2008 5:42pm
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tastes like chocolate
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Teach
mtbr member
Registered: March 2005 Posts: 37
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Tue April 22, 2008 8:49pm
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here kitty kitty kitty.
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CRIPES A MIGHTY
"SECOND TO NONE"
Registered: April 2008 Posts: 5
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Mon April 21, 2008 8:06am
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The cost of Bobs new girlfriends face pack was lost on him.
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lacticacid
mtbr member
Registered: April 2008 Posts: 15
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Thu April 17, 2008 10:28pm
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Fishing MTB style!
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bricycle
mtbr member
Registered: December 2007 Posts: 42
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Wed April 16, 2008 2:11pm
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Oh, you meant ride, then mudbath...
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dodge
mtbr member
Registered: August 2007 Posts: 74
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Wed April 16, 2008 6:20am
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Wish my wife was as dirty as i m
------------------------------ Watch out for that TREE!!!!!
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slapmackie
mtbr member
Registered: March 2007 Posts: 19
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Fri April 11, 2008 10:42am
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"LOOK, A QUARTER"
------------------------------ "too weird to live, too rare to die"
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DHrider27
lurker
Registered: April 2008 Posts: 2
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When I die, I want to be buried like this so all the hater can kiss my @$$.
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jimziky
mtbr member
Registered: April 2008 Posts: 17
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norwoodrider4
norwoodrider4
Registered: August 2007 Posts: 73
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and thats what happens when you fall out of a black hole
------------------------------ Go fast, or go down
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kiwijames
lurker
Registered: April 2008 Posts: 3
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May become a valued blob of oil in a few million years.
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MTN MAN
Speed demon
Registered: February 2008 Posts: 164
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eiger7
Eiger7
Registered: March 2008 Posts: 1
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Sun March 30, 2008 7:12pm
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Who's the U-Boat commander?
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ylrider
lurker
Registered: January 2008 Posts: 2
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Sun March 30, 2008 10:57am
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"well it seems im in a bit of a quagmire now"
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peabody1059
mtbr member
Registered: March 2008 Posts: 7
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Fri March 28, 2008 11:39am
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the worst part is that's not mud
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thubeav
Smile So folks wonder why
Registered: July 2003 Posts: 10
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Fri March 28, 2008 9:23am
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John was sure this would be his best bike to swim transition time yet.
He was sure he would avoid being DFL this year.
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Jon Prothero
mtbr member
Registered: November 2006 Posts: 18
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Wed March 26, 2008 7:44pm
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You could tell by Henry's enthusiasm that swimming was his favorite part of the Triathlon!
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HotBlack
Assburger Syndrome
Registered: February 2008 Posts: 168
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Sat March 22, 2008 10:10pm
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"During the long winter months, the females often grow restless, wander, and find new mates. Thus, in the coming of spring, the task of providing for the nest is left to the males. Many males simply eat their young instead, though some, like this one enthusiastically forage for grubs and lichens."
------------------------------ Gone fishing.
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RonSonic
mtbr member
Registered: January 2005 Posts: 445
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Sat March 22, 2008 6:55pm
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"This week on Dirty Jobs we come out after the thaw and clean up the mountain bikers embedded in the mud banks."
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szedhr
What's your Alias?
Registered: April 2006 Posts: 211
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bike4miles
mtbr member
Registered: November 2004 Posts: 193
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Thu March 20, 2008 10:25am
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After bonking hard, john feverishly searches the trailside for a hamburger
------------------------------ --Miles Graydon
7 Year bike Mechanic 5 year MTB, Road, and Cross racer
Jamis Eclipse (18 Lb. road bike Dura Ace)
Jamis Nova (21.8Lb. Cross bike Ultegra)
Devinci Mt. bike (21.5 Lb. hard tail, King, Sram 9.0)
Dirt Uni (Off road Unicycle, XT cranks, Nokian Gozzaloddi 3.0 tire)
My Bike Page
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kommando
mtbr member
Registered: February 2008 Posts: 31
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Wed March 19, 2008 6:38am
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Little did John know, the ground in Tennesee tastes like unsweeted chocolate.
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fmdj
mtbr member
Registered: November 2007 Posts: 47
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Mon March 17, 2008 10:16pm
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And as he lay there, Joe began to wonder why he had decided to switch from road biking in the first place.
------------------------------ Cycling is like church. Many attend, but few understand. -Jim Burlant
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Lipps64
mtbr member
Registered: September 2007 Posts: 251
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Sun March 16, 2008 10:32am
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The moment Jim realised he'd discovered a natural Budweiser spring! 
------------------------------ Lend me £20.00 and I'll buy you a drink!
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Lipps64
mtbr member
Registered: September 2007 Posts: 251
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Sun March 16, 2008 10:25am
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Lesson learned.................If you leave your Easter Eggs on the side of an Arizona trail when commencing the outward leg of a ride; One cannot expect them to be as easy to eat upon your return 
------------------------------ Lend me £20.00 and I'll buy you a drink!
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Lipps64
mtbr member
Registered: September 2007 Posts: 251
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Sun March 16, 2008 9:22am
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I just know my Mum hid my best porno-mag somewhere around here!!
------------------------------ Lend me £20.00 and I'll buy you a drink!
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hardtale
mtbr member
Registered: September 2007 Posts: 28
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Thu March 13, 2008 7:21am
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the long lost YOOHOO waterfall is re-discovered
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mumbles
mtbr member
Registered: July 2006 Posts: 45
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Thu March 13, 2008 4:59am
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Ahhhhh! I love the smell of fresh dirt.
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vincentzoo
mtbr member
Registered: April 2007 Posts: 16
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Wed March 12, 2008 9:01pm
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Now I know I left my keys around here somewhere?
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Genom
SSin' Realtor
Registered: March 2007 Posts: 82
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Mon March 10, 2008 10:31am
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It would appear that our rider has seen Romancing The Stone one too many times.
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Random Drivel
locked
Registered: October 2006 Posts: 4035
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What do you mean I'm not at the Calistoga Mud Baths?
------------------------------ Don't get me started or you will get a time out!
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skaryfast
skaryfast
Registered: March 2008 Posts: 4
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