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rmr_demo7
mtbr member
Registered: May 2007
Posts: 5
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New elbow pads- $75...
New 4 piston brake upgrade- $250...
New scars to show how sweet my breaks are- Priceless...
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Lastshot
mtbr member
Registered: April 2008
Posts: 13
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I almost landed a frontflip that day......
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Live to Ride or Ride to Live?
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CirkMN7
mtbr member
Registered: May 2008
Posts: 25
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Juanzelli
Running sucks!
Registered: September 2003
Posts: 20
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Hey look! I found my keys!
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"Truth is treason in an empire of lies" - Ron Paul
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sandmangts
Master of the Face Plant
Registered: February 2004
Posts: 359
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If only there were a dead cow to break my fall.
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fishboy2807
Mojo Rider
Registered: July 2006
Posts: 181
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This is not the sort of facial you get when you go a health spa...
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May all your lines be the right ones...
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dulyebr
Bike Slag
Registered: June 2004
Posts: 2273
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Please God let me fingers be okay so I can still log on to MTBR...
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s-dot2010
mtbr member
Registered: April 2008
Posts: 4
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When a rider flattens his face in the forest, does it make a sound??
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jeepmtnbiker
mtbr member
Registered: August 2006
Posts: 134
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Johns first day working for the gyro helmet r&d deparment
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Pac-Man
XC Poser/ Roadie Commuter
Registered: April 2008
Posts: 1
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And then just like the flying monkeys in "The Wizard of Oz", the thief swooped down from the treetops and flew off with my ride..
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perttime
local trails rider
Registered: August 2005
Posts: 3916
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"""
There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying.
The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Pick a nice day, it suggests, and try it.
The first part is easy.
All it requires is simply the ability to throw yourself forward with all your weight, and willingness not to mind that it's going to hurt.
That is, it's going to hurt if you fail to miss the ground.
Most people fail to miss the ground, and if they are really trying properly, the likelihood is that they will fail to miss it fairly hard.
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Douglas Adams, 'The Hitch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy'
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analoguekid
lurker
Registered: April 2008
Posts: 1
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It's always so quiet right before your teeth become one with your sinus cavity...
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mountainbiker124
lurker
Registered: May 2008
Posts: 3
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i wonder if i can make my nose flat
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RyBread
Canadian at Heart
Registered: January 2004
Posts: 231
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Narcolepsy strikes... that sucks
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blahwtf?
mtbr member
Registered: August 2005
Posts: 103
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mouth, meet boulder
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"i swear this is the only tree limb to no-hander lander i've ever heard of, too bad bob f-ed the shot and didnt shoot the limb too, but it was there! honest!
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jollybeggar
mtbr member
Registered: February 2004
Posts: 346
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Front side no-handed tail-whip wheelie, sweeet! Wish I had those skills.
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Happy Trails
Jolly
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and that he wants us to be happy" ---Benjamin Franklin
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S-Works
Team Blindspot
Registered: December 2003
Posts: 2461
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Damn, I knew I should have got a Gravity Dropper!
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Astigmatic Visionary
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adhumston
mtbr member
Registered: March 2008
Posts: 69
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Hmm.... I wonder if this is how Superman learned to fly?
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Bikezilla
RU Serious?
Registered: December 2003
Posts: 7987
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AquaMan learns the hard way that not all superheros can fly.
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I most sincerely plan to ride the paint off this beyotch.
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bigpedaler
mechanic & fanatic...
Registered: January 2007
Posts: 478
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HEY!! WHO TIED THE BUNGEE TO MY FORK?!?!
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Don't blame God for what men do in His Name.
Buddhist stopped at a hot dog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything."
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RotarySam
mtbr member
Registered: March 2007
Posts: 53
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Watch me tailwhip this rock
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[07 Stumpjumper FSR] [05 Mazda RX-8]
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horse of iron
mtbr member
Registered: October 2007
Posts: 203
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Look what I can do! WEEEEEEEE
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I'd huck that...
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kgminard
lurker
Registered: April 2006
Posts: 1
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madgeronimo
mtbr member
Registered: July 2005
Posts: 234
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Be one with the trail... One with the trail... This is my mantra.
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PHOLAN
mtbr member
Registered: October 2007
Posts: 1
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oh man, it's been 2 weeks since I first saw the picture and I'm still hurting.
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flightmedic_tim
mtbr member
Registered: April 2008
Posts: 7
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This portion of the trail brought to you by...your local orthopedic surgeon!
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mortman
mortman
Registered: August 2006
Posts: 68
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After finding the ant, Mike was ready to pull out his magnifying glass and get to work.
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ride to work, work to live, live to ride.
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xjbebop
-- kaizen --
Registered: July 2005
Posts: 1538
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"...hold my beer, I'm gonna try something...."
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Originally Posted by Tidybeard
I've heard that all bikes are crutches. Real men sandpaper their testicles and then go to the pub.
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crispy949
mtbr member
Registered: October 2005
Posts: 16
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2008 gold medal winning gymnast begins mountain biking and revolutionizes trials riding with first successful forward handspring on natural rock spine feature.
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zenon
mtbr member
Registered: September 2003
Posts: 14
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...he failed to realize the gravity of the situation until a little too late; it seems the anti-gravity hydration pack did not function as planned...
fortunately he did have "911" on speed dial to save time.
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GlowBoy
highly visible
Registered: January 2004
Posts: 2676
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To be a rock and not to roll.
- Robert (face) Plant, Stairway to Heaven
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FREE FUEL! Save 30% or more by hypermiling. My mpg
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irish60
mtbr member
Registered: March 2008
Posts: 9
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Gravity
Is working against me
And gravity
Wants to bring me down
(John Mayer)
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bobeno
mtbr member
Registered: March 2007
Posts: 13
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Dang! I knew I should have picked Paper or Scissors!!!
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ebnelson
mtbr member
Registered: October 2006
Posts: 48
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Hmmm.... maybe I should try trail running?
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2 wheels == True
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windhoar
illiterate or intoxicated
Registered: October 2005
Posts: 165
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