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tcapri87
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Registered: January 2009 Posts: 401
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Sun December 11, 2011 2:32pm
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I'm getting a 29er soon
------------------------------ "Want to ride some more miles...?"
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scmclark
I ride brikes, dingus'
Registered: October 2011 Posts: 154
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Thu November 24, 2011 9:05pm
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Just pedal to charge..
------------------------------ You're not lost if you don't care where you are--- Tom Massie
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stevewheels
lurker
Registered: November 2008 Posts: 1
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Sat October 22, 2011 9:27pm
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Dumb and Dumber
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ptguy123
NW Mountain Biker
Registered: March 2011 Posts: 11
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Sun March 20, 2011 8:55pm
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If you have your priorities strait, you belong with us. IMBA
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Weinerts
mtbr member
Registered: February 2011 Posts: 42
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Thu February 24, 2011 10:42pm
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It is not like I am driving a blue bug!.. Who needs to be cool, I have a Turner.
------------------------------ For Nature to be Commanded, it must be obeyed.
The rat is always right.
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bwright75
lurker
Registered: February 2011 Posts: 0
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Tue February 22, 2011 8:36pm
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If he's in a hurry, he puts the car on top of the bike.
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LongtailJunkie
mtbr member
Registered: February 2011 Posts: 73
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Thu February 10, 2011 7:46pm
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You say your wife petals while you drive ??? I gotta get one...
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jeff2slash
mtbr member
Registered: September 2010 Posts: 25
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Sat November 6, 2010 9:52pm
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the bumpersticker on the car reads "my other vehicle is a ferrari"
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bmbmkr
lurker
Registered: May 2005 Posts: 0
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Sat September 18, 2010 8:39am
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My bike laid an egg
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partydollagogo
mtbr member
Registered: July 2007 Posts: 46
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Mon August 30, 2010 10:23pm
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My bike ate one rollerskate and is working on the other.
------------------------------ Bearchaser
-"The American Revolution is alive and well in the hearts of the non-zombies"
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taletotell
cycle dad
Registered: March 2009 Posts: 215
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Sun August 1, 2010 4:54am
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The only problem is that it's top heavy.
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Reyeskid
mtbr member
Registered: March 2010 Posts: 7
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Thu April 8, 2010 11:15am
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if i had a basket.. this would be the other way around
------------------------------ if the world stops turning, pedal faster...
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danjocash
mtbr member
Registered: April 2010 Posts: 5
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Fri April 2, 2010 10:52am
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Guess which one has more horsepower...
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Wheelieman1
NAM!
Registered: February 2010 Posts: 0
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Sat February 20, 2010 5:28pm
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"I can park anywhere so i can ride anywhere!"
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firstcut
Lurker
Registered: June 2006 Posts: 189
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Fri February 5, 2010 4:17pm
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"the car came with the bike"
------------------------------ [SIZE="5"]Where the Sidewalk Ends[/SIZE]
"Its not a hobby its a way of life."
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JCullen
Permanent Noob
Registered: October 2009 Posts: 342
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Wed February 3, 2010 4:45am
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...and for all you weight weenies who are wondering, I race the car - it lighter!
------------------------------ I'm beginning to overcome my "momentum issues" but even that is happening slowly.
MTB Name - Crustius Maximus
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Johnny K.
mtbr member
Registered: October 2008 Posts: 8
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Fri January 29, 2010 1:20pm
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I thought it was break-rub... turns out I left the car attached.
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bugman_4
mtbr member
Registered: August 2008 Posts: 2
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Thu January 28, 2010 4:07pm
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Look at that. The bike is actually BIGGER than the vehicle transporting it. Talk about efficiency.
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Anarchi
mtbr member
Registered: January 2010 Posts: 22
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Wed January 27, 2010 4:53am
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Must prove the Carbon frame was worth the money! Ha! I showed her! An alloy frame would have been too heavy to mount!!
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Pogi
mtbr member
Registered: September 2009 Posts: 35
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Thu January 21, 2010 4:03pm
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Honey!.. Call our architect! We need the garage roof higher!
------------------------------ Damn if you do, Damn if you don't.....then JUST DO IT!
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tmcq
mtbr member
Registered: March 2009 Posts: 88
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Fri January 8, 2010 9:31am
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When buying his bike rack, Joe chose the optional "car".
------------------------------ Vehor vivo est!
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General Sherman
old skool
Registered: December 2009 Posts: 20
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Tue January 5, 2010 10:55am
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Now my friends will quit making fun of me.
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diamondback_hardtail
mtbr member
Registered: January 2008 Posts: 57
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Mon January 4, 2010 11:02pm
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Oh Great! There goes the aerodynamic efficiency! Shoulda bought a Cervelo....
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Creektown
mtbr member
Registered: November 2009 Posts: 11
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Sat January 2, 2010 7:15pm
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"OKAY, NOW BACK'ER INTO THE TRUCK!"
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DeepseaDebo
mtbr member
Registered: October 2009 Posts: 248
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Fri January 1, 2010 7:10pm
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bro i got my new bike!
yeah cuz you let your wife pick out the car
------------------------------ Hooyah space monkey
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. What doesn't kill me, dies.
deep sea CCLXXXI
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illwill88
Think u gon get me? MF!
Registered: February 2009 Posts: 226
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Wed December 30, 2009 9:33am
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epic fail the prius gets better mileage, is safer, and twice the size......GOOD JOB IDIOT!!!
------------------------------ 2009 GT Force 2.0
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Originally Posted by CHiEF_N
You're damn right that qualifies as all mountain!!!
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Domann
mtbr member
Registered: January 2009 Posts: 1
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Tue December 29, 2009 8:48pm
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The world's first bike/electric hybrid car. The driver pedals the bike to charge the car!!
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A Muller
Stealth Cyclist
Registered: November 2008 Posts: 0
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Tue October 27, 2009 9:18pm
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This car pops-a-wheelie everytime the driver presses the gas pedal at intersections.
I pity the 3rd person who has to sit on the bike while in the rain, wind and low over-passes.
If this person were to put a 2nd bike on the roof, they could get both the riders to pedal power the car!
------------------------------ [SIZE="5"]If your not falling then your not trying![/SIZE]
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MattD-
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Registered: November 2008 Posts: 0
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Wed October 7, 2009 9:05am
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I tried the hitch mount rack but I could not steer the car!
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nogod
Grinder
Registered: May 2009 Posts: 333
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Mon September 21, 2009 9:07pm
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wait an see how many clowns can get in it
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Originally Posted by a stoned guy with a beer in his hand eyeballing your sisters bike
"i fit my bike to fit me;not for looks...nice did you buy that bike from jc whitney?" Stoner Island 1984
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Deiss923
mtbr member
Registered: September 2009 Posts: 5
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Tue September 15, 2009 7:15am
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"hmm how an i make my car look stupider...AHA"!
------------------------------ Hammer till you hurl!
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jaykayd
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Registered: August 2009 Posts: 0
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Fri August 28, 2009 12:37am
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And suddenly, Jim realized why the salesman had asked him "Are you sure you don't mean you need a car-rack for a bike?"
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kidagain
mtbr member
Registered: March 2009 Posts: 7
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Tue August 18, 2009 9:53am
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The ONLY way to get 26" rims on a smart car
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aa1pr
mtbr member
Registered: July 2009 Posts: 3
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Sun August 2, 2009 9:03am
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Just in case the chipmunks have a stroke.
------------------------------ Ride hard, Let No One or Nothing Stop You!
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JimDawg
lurker
Registered: July 2009 Posts: 0
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KD4MGE
mtbr member
Registered: June 2007 Posts: 1
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The first-ever car that's smaller than a bike.
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29er!!!
mtbr member
Registered: July 2009 Posts: 40
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i bet it works like a sail boat
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kittytrax
mtbr member
Registered: June 2009 Posts: 90
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Suddenly Eugenes' car was no longer so fuel efficient!
------------------------------ A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.
B is for Basil assaulted by bears.
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nitropiro
Mi nombre es Austin
Registered: July 2009 Posts: 228
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you know this guy spent more on his bike than his car
------------------------------ If a XC bike with 4 in. of travel goes down the RedBull Rampage course and nobody is there to see it, is it considered DH
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Trentmeyers
Trentmeyers
Registered: April 2009 Posts: 41
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Well... he got his priority straight!
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pdub660
Oh my Gaaawwd!
Registered: August 2008 Posts: 49
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If you're gonna buy a crappy car, why not a crappy bike to put on top.
------------------------------ ~~~Porkchop Sandwiches!!!~~~
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jay1177
mtbr member
Registered: June 2009 Posts: 11
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incase i run out of battery, ive got my bike!
------------------------------ 2009 stumpjumper ht. Charcoal.
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phosphor
mtbr member
Registered: September 2008 Posts: 107
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Hey look, they have the same wheelbase!
------------------------------ I like mountains. I like seas. I do not like mountainous seas.
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JMart550
New Haro!
Registered: May 2009 Posts: 3
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"Just in case I need transportation safer than my car,..."
------------------------------ Haro Flightline TRL Trail
Papago Park singletrack!
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Zachariah
I Tried Them ALL...
Registered: December 2007 Posts: 2502
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Rails to Trails
------------------------------ "A light bike is the sum of all parts"
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luvsngltrk
Pete
Registered: April 2009 Posts: 6
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marq0093
lurker
Registered: May 2009 Posts: 0
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The guy at the dealership said he'd throw in a bike rack for my SmartCar if I financed with them. Thinking he wanted to give me a rack to carry a car on my bike, I was like, "that's funny, wise-ass. Are you trying to make a sale or not?" Once he explained it, I just bought the car out of shame....and a bike too.
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Even more ridiculous is the truck with the "SmartCar" rack, just out of frame.
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drachentire
mtbr member
Registered: May 2009 Posts: 11
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after driving 5 miles in a high wind johnny realized that strapping a bike to the roof that is heavier than the car you are driving ..was probably a bad idea
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DHinspired
Waca waca waca - Pac Man
Registered: April 2009 Posts: 77
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When being an economist get's out of hand....
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What? It came free in the bottom of my Lucky Charms!
------------------------------ "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
MTB NAME = The Hammer
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Polyspecific
mtbr member
Registered: April 2009 Posts: 43
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Smart Car First Looks: Initial prototype for comfortable three person seating.
------------------------------ Hey!! I found my limit.... lets see what happens when I push it about 2 notches farther....
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