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Specializedpro
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Registered: November 2009 Posts: 3
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Sat November 14, 2009 11:12am
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DAD WTF! give it back
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beachbiking
mtbr member
Registered: November 2009 Posts: 9
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Mon November 9, 2009 12:48pm
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tonight on NEWS 7 at 10 o'clock, carjackers now hitting new lows.
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A Muller
Stealth Cyclist
Registered: November 2008 Posts: 90
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Tue October 27, 2009 8:55pm
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Lance Armstrong showing off the New 2009 Clipless Crocs!
He's racing after his lost testicle in a knife fight while in France to Sheryl Crow!
I hope that kid doesn't bother to call the C.O.P.S. and just kicks his ass for stealing his bike while Not wearing a helmet!
------------------------------ If your not falling then your not trying!
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hpi savage guy
mtbr member
Registered: March 2008 Posts: 118
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Tue October 6, 2009 1:53pm
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I should have used preparation H!!!
------------------------------ Seeker of single track.
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Julie
mtbr member
Registered: July 2005 Posts: 68
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Sat October 3, 2009 3:19pm
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hey ! ! ! can I try that ? ? ?
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mizm05
Sir Crash-a-lot
Registered: September 2009 Posts: 114
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Fri September 25, 2009 1:44pm
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"You don't wanna give daddy a ride home from the bar? That's fine! I'll take your ride ya little sh!t."
------------------------------ "I crash well..."
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Deiss923
mtbr member
Registered: September 2009 Posts: 20
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Tue September 15, 2009 6:09am
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"dad, give it up you aint got no skills....and get rid of those whac azz shoes"!
------------------------------ Hammer till you hurl!
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Li'l Dave
mtbr member
Registered: March 2006 Posts: 2
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Mon September 14, 2009 10:15am
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Dad, you're a jerk!
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tannerdrummer
That dirt tastes better!
Registered: July 2009 Posts: 156
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Sat September 5, 2009 7:18am
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Now this explains why daddy wears crocs...
------------------------------ Desert dirt tastes better!
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Thehemiman
E30 Rollin'
Registered: April 2009 Posts: 217
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Sat August 29, 2009 6:41pm
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After much debate, Larry decided he wanted a singlespeed for himself.
------------------------------ (OO≡≡[][]≡≡OO)
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jaykayd
lurker
Registered: August 2009 Posts: 15
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Fri August 28, 2009 12:10am
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As little Timmy ran after the "carjacker", he couldn't help thinking the economy had hit a new low.
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mountain-bike-place
lurker
Registered: August 2009 Posts: 1
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yojimbo74
mtbr member
Registered: July 2009 Posts: 37
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Tue August 4, 2009 1:21pm
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You,YOU GOOOOONNIIEEE!!!!
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aa1pr
mtbr member
Registered: July 2009 Posts: 29
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Sun August 2, 2009 8:55am
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It's Mine ...Your not a kid anymore!
------------------------------ Ride hard, Let No One or Nothing Stop You!
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KD4MGE
mtbr member
Registered: June 2007 Posts: 36
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This is wrong, but a seriously offensive YTMND fad has come to mind.
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JimDawg
lurker
Registered: July 2009 Posts: 24
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"Son, I traded the van straight up for this hog!"
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nitropiro
I need 152.4mm mor travel
Registered: July 2009 Posts: 77
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you forgot your helmet!
------------------------------ If a XC bike with 4 in. of travel goes down the RedBull Rampage course and nobody is there to see it, is it considered DH
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Trentmeyers
Trentmeyers
Registered: April 2009 Posts: 43
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THATS IT DADDY !!! im so proud..
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PennSt8r
mtbr member
Registered: February 2008 Posts: 19
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This whole single speed thing is SO overrated
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chas_1
mtbr member
Registered: July 2009 Posts: 3
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You have the cheek to say you would teach me to ride
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firedudecndn
mtbr member
Registered: May 2005 Posts: 68
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He's verrry slowly getting away!!!
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freep
lurker
Registered: July 2009 Posts: 1
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A pimp always gets his money.
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Gokart2
Broke as a joke
Registered: June 2009 Posts: 37
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It's like stealing candy from a baby.
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Gokart2
Broke as a joke
Registered: June 2009 Posts: 37
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DAD! I told you to stay away from the road! I'm gonna paddle you butt when i get you.
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juros
mtbr member
Registered: May 2006 Posts: 345
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dady safety first - you nead a helmet too..
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arek_MTB
lurker
Registered: May 2009 Posts: 1
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Daddy, that new potty sucks, it's leaky!
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pyromaniacman129
mtbr member
Registered: February 2006 Posts: 82
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dont worry son, itll be your turn soon.
------------------------------ -Peter Hruska
ride an intense, it makes life better.
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Cyclotic
mtbr member
Registered: June 2009 Posts: 67
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- "When they said 1 size fits all... they didn't mean your big @$$!"
- "That ride is bound to have ladies chasin' after ya' - literally!"
- "This high speed chase was caught on camera as the Fashion Police ran this violator down."
- "That's it, you're doing good. Let's see how without the training wheels now!"
- The 40 year old Virgin [The Director's Cut]!
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laxman2001
H-Town represent.
Registered: June 2009 Posts: 929
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Joseph's first experience on a rigid single speed was not a pleasant one.
------------------------------ www.f88me.com: Where Jerk_Chicken isn't banned, and the server isn't too busy.
The truth about MTBR
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calma
calma
Registered: October 2006 Posts: 149
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Daddy not so fast, that is MY BIKE, NOT YOURS!!!!!!!
I am going to tell Mom!
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bike_daemon
mtbr member
Registered: January 2006 Posts: 76
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See Dad, you really only need one gear.
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robbyracer
granny gear master
Registered: April 2009 Posts: 114
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MOM HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!!!!
------------------------------ Robb
just ride...
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Husker21
mtbr member
Registered: August 2008 Posts: 11
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Dad, I think you need to tweak your seat height and bars.
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Holdsy
mtbr member
Registered: December 2008 Posts: 58
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hey! heres the helmet!! and dont you want the seat?
------------------------------ Steve
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ECU_Pirate18
mtbr member
Registered: June 2009 Posts: 78
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That nigga done stole my bike
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naiku
mtbr member
Registered: April 2009 Posts: 83
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Thu June 25, 2009 11:31am
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The declining economy hit the Mountain Bike World Championship hard this year.
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hammermtb
lurker
Registered: May 2009 Posts: 4
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Family members dont let the ones they love ride Cannondales...
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XS NOIZ
CUSTOM AUDIO INSTALLS
Registered: June 2009 Posts: 43
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"...seriously dad, it's time you got your own bike."
------------------------------ I'm a Republican because not everyone can be on welfare.
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texacajun
mtbr member
Registered: January 2004 Posts: 134
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Dood...the ol' man's always harshin' my ride. One of these days I'ma bust his goofy a$$ Mr Roper pants wearin' smurf lookin' croc foots ol' butt. Count on it.
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SlimTwisted
mtbr member
Registered: June 2006 Posts: 1470
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Oh wow are those the new clipless Crocks?
------------------------------ Ever been to Mountain Bike Tales Digital Magazine? Now if only the print rags would catch on!
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sharpbrick
mtbr member
Registered: July 2008 Posts: 157
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Rattsl
lurker
Registered: March 2009 Posts: 1
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Fri June 19, 2009 11:57pm
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Yo, get off my bike homey!
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commiebomb
Powdered Toast Man
Registered: May 2009 Posts: 60
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Plain and Simple
"GET THE HELL OFF MY BIKE"
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moyniman
mtbr member
Registered: April 2007 Posts: 4
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"That's it, now get more speed, you'll flow better!"
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dtank
lurker
Registered: June 2009 Posts: 1
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Mon June 15, 2009 11:46am
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Hey buddy!... Your gas crack's still open.
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Jake Pay
Cuánto pesa?
Registered: December 2006 Posts: 7112
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Sun June 14, 2009 10:18am
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I'll get you a new bike son!
Man, dump the training wheels and I got me a real weight weenie ride
------------------------------ BLACKBOX Racing
XC Hardtail
AM Squishy ♪ You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna ><((((º>
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3bikes3dogs
lurker
Registered: April 2009 Posts: 1
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"Sorry son, I need your bike because mine will not fit in the Smart Car."
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KPVSR
mtbr member
Registered: December 2006 Posts: 225
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Wed June 10, 2009 12:43pm
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Daddy, that's not what I had in mind when I said I was too tired to ride anymore.
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ZoSoSwiM
~I Ride In Circles ~
Registered: December 2005 Posts: 1670
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Wed June 10, 2009 12:05pm
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But it's miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
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~ it's all good ~
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roundman
mtbr member
Registered: March 2009 Posts: 9
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hey honey......what's your opinion on clipless?
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