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A Muller
Stealth Cyclist
Registered: November 2008
Posts: 90
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Tue October 27, 2009 8:51pm
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See...the recession has even hit the MTB Racing Circuit!
This poor cyclist can't even afford a decent hair cut.
Now that's just lazy...3 snakes that are so lazy to slither are now hitching a free ride!
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If your not falling then your not trying!
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lsaiyo
lurker
Registered: October 2009
Posts: 1
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Sun October 25, 2009 8:31pm
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emergency cumberbunds are socially accepted in downieville.
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insanitylevel9
the test dummy
Registered: September 2009
Posts: 403
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Sat October 24, 2009 5:02pm
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who needs tires when your sponsered
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i know what you are thinking the answer is no
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david553
mtbr member
Registered: December 2007
Posts: 16
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Wed October 7, 2009 9:13am
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Hey you're right Bob. Lowering the center of gravity does help with cornering!
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regnier
mtbr member
Registered: July 2009
Posts: 12
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Wed September 30, 2009 5:19pm
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this is what happens when you forget to bring a spare tube
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Piledriver
Carnivore since '74
Registered: September 2009
Posts: 58
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Mon September 21, 2009 10:46pm
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John always thought the expression "Hind sight is always 20/20" was a bit over rated.
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Proud member of P.E.T.A.--People Eating Tasty Animals--
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Deiss923
mtbr member
Registered: September 2009
Posts: 20
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Tue September 15, 2009 6:02am
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When the pursuit of speed meets lazyness
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Hammer till you hurl!
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tannerdrummer
That dirt tastes better!
Registered: July 2009
Posts: 156
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Sat September 5, 2009 7:24am
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"I should have known not to mess with sasquash". "Jim!, You still got the beef jerky"?
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Desert dirt tastes better!
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masterofnone
mtbr member
Registered: June 2009
Posts: 40
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Tue September 1, 2009 6:58pm
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In the era of funky neon colors and experimental suspension designs, this is one fad that was rarely caught on film...
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Thehemiman
E30 Rollin'
Registered: April 2009
Posts: 217
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Sat August 29, 2009 6:38pm
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With a springy seat post and springy rear end you don't even need tires.
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(OO≡≡[][]≡≡OO)
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jaykayd
lurker
Registered: August 2009
Posts: 15
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Fri August 28, 2009 1:09am
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"Wait a sec Doug... it says right here in the instructions: if the tire feels tight around the waist, it may have been installed incorrectly."
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clisnek
mtbr member
Registered: August 2009
Posts: 4
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Sun August 23, 2009 6:21pm
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damn weight weenies
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SC RockLobster
mtbr member
Registered: July 2007
Posts: 75
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Sat August 8, 2009 10:11pm
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saving the tire for the rough stuff
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polkm5s2
way out where
Registered: November 2005
Posts: 10
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Fri August 7, 2009 5:15pm
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I thought that we ride to get rid of the spare tire around our waist.
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timmynz
mtbr member
Registered: August 2009
Posts: 3
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Fri August 7, 2009 12:17pm
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Professional racers these days. They don't even know how to fix a puncture!
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El Beastro
Tame the Penguin!
Registered: January 2004
Posts: 994
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Fri August 7, 2009 9:27am
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Hans LeMans
Age: 31
Occupation: DT Swiss Product Tester
Motto: "We don't need no stinkin' tires"
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accesspig
mtbr member
Registered: March 2007
Posts: 118
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Wed August 5, 2009 11:00am
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BEANS. A natural method to increase your riding speed. Disclaimer-Improper aim at time of gas release may cause tires to strip from rim.
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DEET is my deodorant.
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m2_boy
mtbr member
Registered: May 2004
Posts: 37
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Tue August 4, 2009 11:30pm
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Unable to get rid of the spare tire around his waist, he decided to cut the weight from his bike to compensate.
The new run-flats.
He lost his tire sponsorship midway through the race.
FOR SALE: Rear wheel used on only one ride.
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allmountain40
lurker
Registered: November 2006
Posts: 3
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Tue August 4, 2009 4:33pm
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Tube .........$5.00
Tire............$45.00
Rim............$350.00
Having your picture end up on MTBR.coms photo caption contest showing the world how hardcore you are...........PRICELESS!
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yojimbo74
mtbr member
Registered: July 2009
Posts: 37
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Tue August 4, 2009 1:19pm
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"Worlds dumbest crooks 18" tonight on A&E
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aa1pr
mtbr member
Registered: July 2009
Posts: 29
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Sun August 2, 2009 8:53am
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When all else fails you should have bought a Maxxis!
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Ride hard, Let No One or Nothing Stop You!
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le Matelot
mtbr member
Registered: May 2007
Posts: 176
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Sat August 1, 2009 10:35pm
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What damage - doesn't everyone have a wheel sponsor ?
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Stratocaster
Make some music
Registered: September 2004
Posts: 579
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Sat August 1, 2009 5:31pm
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Yet another example of the unpredictable results of a massive gas expulsion. The fable is realized!
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J.O.R.B.A. Jersey Off-Road Bicycle Association. More than just tm. WWW.JORBA.ORG
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spider_templar
mtbr member
Registered: July 2009
Posts: 17
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ohiomoto
mtbr member
Registered: August 2006
Posts: 8
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Quote:
Hi,
Han's here with my newest invention.
Introducing Han's NoTires! Reduce rolling resistance, save weight and eliminate flats!!
Don't mess around with that messy stuff. Just mount our NoTires system and ride care free for as long as you and your rim will last. Go to NoTires.com to see my hands on video demonstrations and check out my other products or to purchase the system!
Don't delay, order today!
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No offense to Stan's NoTubes. I love his system, but Han's system is so much easier and fool proof!
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Need some cool clothing, Merino Wool, or a tour of Pisgah? Check out www.PisgahWorks.com Pisgah Works, more than just shirts!
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djconnel
mtbr member
Registered: July 2009
Posts: 18
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Desparate to close the gap, Jack decided to try reducing his rolling resistance.
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djconnel.blogspot.com
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Baine
Clydesdale 29er
Registered: June 2009
Posts: 50
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Thu July 30, 2009 12:42pm
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The jury is still out on the new 660mm wheel-less disk brakes
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skellz
mtbr member
Registered: September 2006
Posts: 112
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Thu July 30, 2009 11:42am
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"STOP looking at my back wheel and NOTICE the snake wrapped round my stomach"
doh didnt read other coments. i now notice other snake ones.. oh well
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Mountain Cycle Fury 09
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Lopaka
mtbr member
Registered: September 2006
Posts: 42
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Wed July 29, 2009 10:14pm
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I don't know why officer, maybe some kind of WTB gang initiation.
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Sure it's fun, untill somebody goes OTB!...... OK, that's fun too.
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Sawtooth
mtbr member
Registered: June 2007
Posts: 10
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Tue July 28, 2009 10:37pm
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Time to retire.
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Dwgfan91
mtbr member
Registered: July 2009
Posts: 15
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Sometimes that spare tire around your waist line can come in handy.
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ridefreeride
ready to ride
Registered: April 2009
Posts: 435
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I'm so much faster now, I should have done this years ago!!!
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This post was brought to you by the number 178 and the color rootbeer.
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JimDawg
lurker
Registered: July 2009
Posts: 24
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"Not without the tire and tube on my back will keep me from winning this race!"
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onlycrimson
mtbr member
Registered: November 2008
Posts: 142
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Sun July 26, 2009 10:05pm
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"Am I doing it right guys?"
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amato
mtbr member
Registered: May 2009
Posts: 14
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After losing the pro division the man decided to fake his way into the Clydesdale race.
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Passenger13
mtbr member
Registered: October 2006
Posts: 441
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Recent studies have shown that mountain biking can help you loose that spare tire arouond your belly.
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"Time won't leave me as I am "
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jayflo0800
mudslinger
Registered: June 2009
Posts: 28
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Bob and his pet snake whom he affectionally refers to as "Tyre", had no idea their rear tire was missing thanks to the comfort of the full suspension seat post! 
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sarcazmo
mtbr member
Registered: February 2008
Posts: 109
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Fri July 24, 2009 11:42am
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With the race all but won, Johnny decided to show off a bit...
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marmoset
mtbr member
Registered: May 2007
Posts: 36
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"The new Boa tyre test showed it was gripping in the most unexpected manner...."
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ccspecialized
mtbr member
Registered: December 2008
Posts: 76
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**Good thing I have this extra suspension from my quick drop seat post!
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TXneedmountain
mtbr member
Registered: February 2007
Posts: 724
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He's just seen the movie tokyo drift and he thought it would be cool to try it on his bike. Next stop a huge spoiler and exhaust system
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29er!!!
mtbr member
Registered: July 2009
Posts: 49
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i dont ussually need a belt with my riding shorts but this was a great improv. job
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JayTas
lurker
Registered: June 2007
Posts: 1
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Wed July 22, 2009 11:17pm
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Hmmmmm Maybe I should of just drink more beer & I will get the same look
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Mike Divertido
mtbr member
Registered: June 2009
Posts: 6
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Wed July 22, 2009 11:04am
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It came down to either a back tire, or back surgery. Alex knew what he had to do.
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2_WD
mtbr member
Registered: June 2009
Posts: 14
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Wed July 22, 2009 10:27am
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Oh yeah, goin' bare-back!
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bergjm
mtbr member
Registered: January 2004
Posts: 77
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Wanting to save time in the race, Joe just removed his flat tire and rode the rim to the finish line.
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IWantanFBody
Danarchy.
Registered: April 2008
Posts: 103
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He chose downhill-ing after he couldn't figure out why his bike sucked at climbing.
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"I hate failing. I think it sucks." -Jesse James
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Bikesair
An|mal
Registered: February 2006
Posts: 245
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Tue July 21, 2009 11:21am
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$500k in tire/bead R&D. $300k in tube design and composites. Destroying sponsor provided equipment...priceless
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05' Gaint Faith 2
06' Stumpy Comp
SLO town for life
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Silentfoe
Your Best Friend
Registered: May 2008
Posts: 361
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Taking the "tubeless" concept a step too far.
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stevereeneo
mtbr member
Registered: July 2007
Posts: 512
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"Dude, I'm just gonna give this idea a try - I'll take my tire with if it doesn't work out... I totally think I'm on to something... this is gonna be soooo fast bro ..."
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"You know how they make aluminum bike frames? They take steel and suck out all the soul..."
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