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D415l
"Live Free, RIde Hard"
Registered: November 2009
Posts: 1
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Thu November 5, 2009 11:38am
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DONT Cut The Red Wire..
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A Muller
Stealth Cyclist
Registered: November 2008
Posts: 90
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Tue October 27, 2009 8:47pm
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Hey dude...I thought that when a plane goes down they look for the "black box".
I didn't think it was actualy - brown?!
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If your not falling then your not trying!
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jnelson1
mtbr member
Registered: July 2009
Posts: 3
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Tue October 27, 2009 9:51am
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My wife will never find my balls in here...
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250mattb
lurker
Registered: October 2009
Posts: 3
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Tue October 6, 2009 2:45pm
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We gotta thank sarge when we get back, these disguises are genious!
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generic602
Plasko
Registered: August 2009
Posts: 46
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Sat October 3, 2009 11:16pm
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Step one...you cut a hole in the box
Step two...you put your junk in that box
Step three...you open the box....
Its my d**k in a box!
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luvanicejump
mtbr member
Registered: September 2009
Posts: 26
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Sat October 3, 2009 1:10am
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da,dat da,dat da,dade,da,dat...(jack in the box music)
...out explodes 100 pissed off scorpions.
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runawaymachine
mtbr member
Registered: April 2008
Posts: 134
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Mon September 21, 2009 2:44pm
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Rule number one when encountering old TNT is; DON'T TOUCH IT!!!
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Piledriver
Carnivore since '74
Registered: September 2009
Posts: 58
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Wed September 16, 2009 9:33pm
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Come on man!, gimme a beer! I'll start A.A. after this weekend I promise!
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Proud member of P.E.T.A.--People Eating Tasty Animals
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Teach
mtbr member
Registered: March 2005
Posts: 41
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Tue September 15, 2009 9:01pm
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"You keep your toilet paper in an ammo box?", "yeah, it keeps it dry, NOW HAND ME THE DAMN THING BEFORE I CRAP MYSELF!"
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Deiss923
mtbr member
Registered: September 2009
Posts: 20
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Tue September 15, 2009 5:50am
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"duude i cant believe our old high school stash is still here...think its still good"? "well we should find out shouldnt we"!
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Hammer till you hurl!
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Dirty rTard
lurker
Registered: September 2009
Posts: 2
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Thu September 10, 2009 3:07pm
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"Hey, wanna see my Grandpa's ashes?"
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zachattak94
lurker
Registered: August 2007
Posts: 1
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Sun September 6, 2009 12:49pm
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hold on! I gotcha buddy!
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tannerdrummer
That dirt tastes better!
Registered: July 2009
Posts: 156
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Sat September 5, 2009 7:20am
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"Finally after a long hard search, we have found the transformers cube".
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Desert dirt tastes better!
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Rocknificent
mtbr member
Registered: July 2009
Posts: 33
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Sun August 30, 2009 12:07am
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Take my bullets.... I can't continue on.
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Thehemiman
E30 Rollin'
Registered: April 2009
Posts: 217
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Sat August 29, 2009 6:36pm
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"I've hidden the beer tap under this box"
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(OO≡≡[][]≡≡OO)
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jaykayd
lurker
Registered: August 2009
Posts: 15
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Fri August 28, 2009 12:05am
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Even though Jim reassured him that the bike helmets and strategically-placed wheel would keep them safe from whatever was ticking in the ammo box, Bobby was having second thoughts.
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redrider_stx
Red Rider
Registered: November 2006
Posts: 149
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Mon August 24, 2009 12:06pm
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Ever since that bank bailout situation, I felt that this was a good place to keep the cash for my new custom build project.
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RIDE OR DIE...
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COSK2
mtbr member
Registered: September 2005
Posts: 11
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Sun August 23, 2009 7:14pm
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Just a little to the left and those geocachers will never find it!
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Theodelicious
mtbr member
Registered: June 2007
Posts: 3
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Sun August 23, 2009 8:30am
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The Slick Rock militia prepare to defend against the evil 4x4 invaders.
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EPeff
mtbr member
Registered: April 2009
Posts: 67
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Sat August 22, 2009 9:51pm
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"I brought a spare bike along just in case. Its all yours, man."
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Silentfoe
Your Best Friend
Registered: May 2008
Posts: 361
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Sat August 22, 2009 8:04pm
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This must be the strange, hot box my wife has always been warning me to avoid...
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Norcalgeek41
mtbr member
Registered: March 2007
Posts: 134
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Fri August 21, 2009 9:09pm
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I told you to bring the poop bag--not an ammo can! You get it!
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Feldmarshall
mtbr member
Registered: August 2009
Posts: 5
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Fri August 21, 2009 1:18am
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OK. And now we have to fit your bike in here...
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tim250
mtbr member
Registered: May 2009
Posts: 36
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Thu August 20, 2009 10:55am
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Light fuse, then get away!
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nuckinfutzracing
lurker
Registered: August 2009
Posts: 1
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Wed August 19, 2009 5:34am
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So you're trying to tell me the Holy Grail is in this old ammo can??? Dude, I'm not buyin' it
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Gokart2
Broke as a joke
Registered: June 2009
Posts: 37
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Mon August 17, 2009 4:29pm
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Here man, use my grampa's vintage tire repair kit. He used to never leave home without it.
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railking
mtbr member
Registered: November 2007
Posts: 5
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Mon August 17, 2009 10:32am
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Trust me, I'm a certified financial planner. This is the best place to keep your retirement savings.
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garfer03
mtbr member
Registered: May 2009
Posts: 18
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Mon August 17, 2009 9:40am
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John finally had enough of the constant bike repairs. Time to bring out the C-4 for a permanent repair.
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masterofnone
mtbr member
Registered: June 2009
Posts: 40
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Sun August 16, 2009 4:36pm
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I think that funny lookin guy in the hooded sweatshirt back there left something....
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Cam_C
Cam
Registered: June 2008
Posts: 47
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Sun August 16, 2009 12:22pm
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How'd you get that fixie rider to fit into such a small box?
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Lopaka
mtbr member
Registered: September 2006
Posts: 42
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Sat August 15, 2009 9:45pm
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I'm not worried, my Imperial Stormtrooper gloves will protect me from the harmfull effects of any blast!
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Sure it's fun, untill somebody goes OTB!...... OK, that's fun too.
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XCProphet
mtbr member
Registered: August 2005
Posts: 171
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Sat August 15, 2009 2:42pm
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1) One box to lock them all..(LOTR)
Nah..
How about...
2) Lance's Testicle Locker, one will have to sacrifice to continue the sport of overpriced gear (POTC)
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05Willys
mtbr member
Registered: June 2008
Posts: 260
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Fri August 14, 2009 9:05pm
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Ahhh, the groover. Not just for rafters anymore.
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enduroslrider
mtbr member
Registered: November 2008
Posts: 75
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Fri August 14, 2009 10:20am
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In the interest of preserving the desert environment, Joe "lightens his load" before handing off the portable backcountry toilet to Bob for the rest of the ride.
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signal
mtbr member
Registered: May 2004
Posts: 35
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Thu August 13, 2009 9:33pm
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Look brah...an IED !
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MrCookie
mtbr member
Registered: April 2005
Posts: 263
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Thu August 13, 2009 5:03pm
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Jeez, the hand off for this leg of the relay race is suck!
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accesspig
mtbr member
Registered: March 2007
Posts: 118
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Thu August 13, 2009 1:18pm
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FOUND: The other testicle.
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DEET is my deodorant.
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lostemple
mtbr member
Registered: April 2008
Posts: 46
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Thu August 13, 2009 8:42am
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We were able to retrive the memory card out of the damaged camera and this was the last picture taken detective. It wasn't foul play as we originally thought. It was just plain stupidity.
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Shooter McGavin
lurker
Registered: February 2007
Posts: 3
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Thu August 13, 2009 1:06am
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Travis was quite relieved to learn that Steve's post-ride ritual of "touching his Grandmother's dirty, old box" had a different connotation altogether.
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THE RICK
mtbr member
Registered: November 2007
Posts: 618
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Wed August 12, 2009 11:07pm
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hey eric, those are two lv guys
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Ericmopar
Mountain Cycler.
Registered: August 2003
Posts: 2290
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Wed August 12, 2009 9:02pm
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US Army operatives have expressed concern, that Taliban warriors have discovered the highly mobile sport of mountain biking.
Here, two Taliban can been seen transporting a full ammo box to a highly fortified position.
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"I thought of that while riding my bike."
Albert Einstein, on the theory of relativity.
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SCUBAPRO
Amphibious Technologies
Registered: June 2004
Posts: 3481
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Wed August 12, 2009 3:49pm
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Ahh, geocaching makes riding more fun.
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"The best you've ridden is the best you know" - Paul Thede, Race Tech
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notyal
mtbr member
Registered: February 2009
Posts: 47
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Wed August 12, 2009 1:20pm
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Think inside the box.
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Pro4tundra
mtbr member
Registered: March 2009
Posts: 46
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Wed August 12, 2009 10:58am
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They told me it didn't exist! They were wrong, I've found it!
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plupien79
newbie
Registered: August 2009
Posts: 5
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Wed August 12, 2009 10:40am
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so this is from your ex-wife is it?
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105millimetersofpleasure
WWJCVDD?
Registered: October 2004
Posts: 1711
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Wed August 12, 2009 10:30am
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2010: Volunteers attempt to set up a trail side donation box in one of California's defunct state parks.
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Help an injured rider: A NIGHT FOR ADRIANA -- A Comedy Benefit / details at www.adrianaevents.org
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LaLD
mtbr member
Registered: May 2007
Posts: 193
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Wed August 12, 2009 9:49am
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"Damn Bob, these old WWII camelbaks weigh a ton"
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2008 Hi-Fi Deluxe
Wounds Heal, Chicks dig scars, Glory lasts FOREVER!
MTB Name: Stompatron
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rick watts
mtbr member
Registered: April 2005
Posts: 559
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Wed August 12, 2009 8:57am
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pull my finger socks and jersey in one shot!
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rick watts
mtbr member
Registered: April 2005
Posts: 559
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Wed August 12, 2009 8:53am
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and i only stopped there to pee!!
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clewttu
mtbr member
Registered: May 2007
Posts: 120
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Wed August 12, 2009 8:37am
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420 already?
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