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GraXXoR
night riding enthusiast
Registered: September 2011 Posts: 252
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Thu February 2, 2012 1:39am
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Steve was now dead certain that downhill unicycling is considerably more challenging than it first looked.
------------------------------ Click the thumbs up button if you have a thumb...
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mharren
mtbr member
Registered: November 2006 Posts: 14
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Wed December 21, 2011 2:10pm
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premature eject#*@!.....well you know it happens
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72nwarbird
lurker
Registered: September 2011 Posts: 5
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Fri December 2, 2011 3:08pm
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Five years ago, this man was driving in the middle of nowhere and his car broke down. It was getting dark when a farmer came and told him he could stay the night at his barn not too far away, and in the morning, they could call a tow truck to come pick him up. The farmer told him he could sleep with his beautiful daughter in her bed. she was already sleeping so he quietly got in, and went to sleep. At 2am, he is woken up by the beautiful girl and she asks,"can i do anything for you?" he sais,"thank you, but im fine" she replys "nothing at all? you dont want ANYTHING?" he sais "i reckon not" so they fall back asleep.
Well, many years passed and he went out for nice mtb ride. Right before this awsome stump-jump he was thinking about that night, and it finally dawned on him by what he meant by "anything". he freaked out and fell on his face.
the end
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Disco Monkeyboy
mtbr member
Registered: April 2007 Posts: 24
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Sat November 26, 2011 6:19pm
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Disco is dead bro! The ladies dont care if you can dance with your bike!
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Cliff_45what!?
lurker
Registered: November 2011 Posts: 6
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Thu November 10, 2011 12:41pm
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Now if I would have just eaten my Weedies today...
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SacredYeti
Happy shredding :)
Registered: August 2011 Posts: 87
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Sun September 11, 2011 10:50pm
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Cool shirt bro, we should hang out sometime.
------------------------------ "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" - HST
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mac663
lurker
Registered: July 2010 Posts: 7
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Look!!!! A rare spotted eft!
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RockyMt
mtbr member
Registered: January 2011 Posts: 85
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timmyboy
lurker
Registered: January 2010 Posts: 0
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Oh $@!# is that were i left my man card
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BJP
mtbr member
Registered: June 2005 Posts: 3
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Sat March 26, 2011 8:06pm
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360 step up....impressive!
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Gringostr
mtbr member
Registered: February 2011 Posts: 117
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Sat February 26, 2011 9:56am
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Frontflip!
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LongtailJunkie
mtbr member
Registered: February 2011 Posts: 73
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Thu February 10, 2011 7:16pm
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I remember this scene from Star Wars...
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Mellow Yellow
Keep The Rubber Side Down
Registered: September 2003 Posts: 1679
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Wed December 29, 2010 4:23pm
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it was weird, it was like time stood still!
------------------------------ Some of my happiest memories in life took place on my bicycles. - Me
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benderoneous
mtbr member
Registered: May 2008 Posts: 29
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Tue October 19, 2010 9:52pm
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Riding a nose wheelie in a hand stand UP the mountain takes tremendous balance, and a good running start.
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LBZCA
mtbr member
Registered: September 2008 Posts: 3
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Sun September 12, 2010 6:52pm
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Ok, now lean into it.
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plantguy
mtbr member
Registered: October 2008 Posts: 108
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Wed August 18, 2010 7:35pm
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PULL UP!
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Zachariah
I Tried Them ALL...
Registered: December 2007 Posts: 2502
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Tue August 17, 2010 1:13pm
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FINALLY my Avid Juicys get some power!!!!
------------------------------ "A light bike is the sum of all parts"
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hwwyang
lurker
Registered: August 2010 Posts: 0
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Mon August 16, 2010 12:40pm
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Dawn, it's that wild boar log again. Why I kept on running into it?
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nickhead83
mtbr member
Registered: March 2010 Posts: 5
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Sun August 8, 2010 12:39am
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these new brakes are great
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charging_rhinos
perpetual pucker factor
Registered: July 2008 Posts: 519
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Mon August 2, 2010 1:49pm
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Captain's log...
------------------------------ "Can someone recommend the best sweatpants for AM riding?"
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tbrea
mtbr member
Registered: September 2008 Posts: 3
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Mon August 2, 2010 9:11am
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Flawless front flip to face plant- Stat!
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taletotell
cycle dad
Registered: March 2009 Posts: 215
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Sun August 1, 2010 4:28am
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I hope the blood stains don't ruin my pink shorts and Hawaiian shirt combo . . .
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misha@socalsurveyors.com
lurker
Registered: June 2008 Posts: 0
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Fri July 30, 2010 10:31pm
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Johnny was in complete control, even when he face planted on the log!
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Phsyclotic
mtbr member
Registered: June 2010 Posts: 2
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Power off, Ailerorons neutal, Flaps up, Opposite rudder...... Bugger...
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mmcpainting
lurker
Registered: March 2008 Posts: 0
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How much wood can a woodchuck wood?
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ChatCholm
lurker
Registered: June 2010 Posts: 0
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Sun June 13, 2010 10:33pm
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You never know... maybe the guy's just finishing a backflip.
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asmodeuss
The olde newb
Registered: May 2010 Posts: 0
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This is going to hurt tomorrow when I wake up...
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smokin9812valve
mtbr member
Registered: May 2010 Posts: 3
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Moments before: "Hold my beer, Im fixin to own this log..."
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tiguy325
mtbr member
Registered: January 2005 Posts: 1
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Oh well,,, I deserve this for wearing this lame Hawaian shirt.
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-Chameleon-
mtbr member
Registered: July 2009 Posts: 2
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George tries out his new Avid Elixir's on his local trail.
Faceplant in 3...2...1...
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SadikOne1
SadikOne1
Registered: April 2010 Posts: 31
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what a tasty looking log. I think i will eat it!
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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Gleasond
mtbr member
Registered: April 2010 Posts: 7
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I should have eaten my wheaties.
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bigsilk
mtbr member
Registered: April 2010 Posts: 6
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This is going to take a long time to really, really suck.
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djr8505
Master of the Universe!
Registered: April 2008 Posts: 109
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Fri March 19, 2010 2:36pm
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Look what I can do!
------------------------------ Can't a guy get bombed and call his ex at 3 in the morning without it meaning something?!
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Stratocaster
Make some music
Registered: September 2004 Posts: 608
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Thu March 18, 2010 1:29pm
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I knew I shouldn't have eaten those beans last nite!
------------------------------ J.O.R.B.A. More than just tm. WWW.JORBA.ORG
I may laugh at the Joke! But I never Brag! D.A.
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ChainChomp
mtbr member
Registered: March 2010 Posts: 6
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Wed March 17, 2010 7:10am
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Bill finds his lost backpack at precisely the wrong moment.
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XCProphet
mtbr member
Registered: August 2005 Posts: 211
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Tue March 16, 2010 8:58pm
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Off With His Head!!
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mtb4life329
lurker
Registered: September 2009 Posts: 0
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Thu March 11, 2010 7:57pm
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Shittttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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brilog
Trail Monger
Registered: April 2008 Posts: 202
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I can't get no satisfaction!!!?
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DHmonkey123
mtbr member
Registered: February 2010 Posts: 170
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Tue February 23, 2010 9:17pm
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Yeah thats right! fall BEFORE the log instead of ON the log.
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uʍop ǝpısdn sı ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ɹnoʎ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
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i just love this
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Sp4rt4cus
mtbr member
Registered: July 2009 Posts: 39
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Mon February 15, 2010 2:28pm
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"Hey y'all watch this!"
------------------------------ "I thought of that while riding my bike."
-Albert Einstein
On the Theory of Relativity-
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chewyxc
SquareWheel
Registered: July 2006 Posts: 0
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Sat February 13, 2010 10:23pm
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I need to see that instruction video one more time.
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david553
mtbr member
Registered: December 2007 Posts: 6
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Mon February 1, 2010 5:45am
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After their first attempt at flight, Orville and Wilbur decided to add wings and move to a nice soft sandy beach for try number two.
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panzer103
AKA Mr.Habanero
Registered: June 2008 Posts: 44
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Sun January 31, 2010 2:47pm
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Good thing pain get me off.
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Anarchi
mtbr member
Registered: January 2010 Posts: 22
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Wed January 27, 2010 3:44am
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Step 2: This is how you reverse downhill.
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iWiLRiDe
mtbr member
Registered: April 2006 Posts: 258
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Tue January 26, 2010 1:38am
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My friends always tell me, think happy thoughts, that will get you in the air; however, they never told me how to make it back down....in one piece
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Pogi
mtbr member
Registered: September 2009 Posts: 35
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Thu January 21, 2010 3:17pm
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Cirque Du Soleil!! Top this!!
------------------------------ Damn if you do, Damn if you don't.....then JUST DO IT!
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TitusMotolite
mtbr member
Registered: September 2009 Posts: 91
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Wed January 20, 2010 2:01pm
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Damn Elephant Droppings!!!
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"'I'm here to guard and protect your heart." (Kasey to Ali, The Bachelorette 2010)
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billnett
mtbr member
Registered: January 2010 Posts: 3
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Tue January 19, 2010 5:18am
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Rock, Ckeck. Log, Next.
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larry6969
lurker
Registered: January 2010 Posts: 0
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Sat January 16, 2010 3:06pm
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look mom! no brains!!!
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